(Source: lanaisqueen)

  • You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
  • Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Friend2: "come back to bed"
  • Friend3: *various sex noises*
  • Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
  • Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
  • Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
  • Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

(Source: sex-satanic)

(Source: tueresunmundo)

miss-brianstorm:

of love, life and relationships…

(Source: vintaget0uch)

(Source: 0utc0me)

(Source: itsesparza)